F*ck Me Silly Life-Size Mega Masturbator

I have purchased a lot of male sex toys but this one has to be the best. The positions with this is endless from cow girl to carrying it while fucking it. It is heavy and the pictures doesn't do justice on the size of this thing. The holes are okay, not exactly the pussy feel, but it gets the job done. The ass looks amazing. The best part about this toy is when you are fucking it doggy style it actually fucks back. Yes, it comes back on your dick and the sight of it is very pleasing. All in all it's probably the best toy on the market. I promise you wont regret getting it.

This thing is great. When I saw the package had arrived, I started to get excited, and after I had unwrapped it, I was fully erect and ready to go. So, I lubed up and slipped it into the ass hole. It felt so good and tight as I thrust in and out, and it wasn't long before I had to cum. So I pulled out and shot my load all over those ass cheeks. I was so turned on, it wasn't long before I was having another session with it. I enjoyed it another time that night, and have been fucking it silly ever since. This is a great masturbator.

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This thing gave me a real workout. By the time I was finished I was drenched in sweat and my legs were stiff. When it comes to a workout, this thing beats the Bowflex hands down!
This thing is huge and does have quite a bit of weight to it. I was surprised when I pulled it out of the box. The vag is spread open and it is loose. Being loose, that makes it easier for me to slip in. Other toys I had to spread the hole with my fingers but with this toy all I have to do is push my shaft in with a pelvic thrust and it slips right in with no hands ever being used. As stated in a previous comment posted on this page "This thing does fuck back" when you are ramming the vag (doggie style). Let me try to explain this: You ram into this thing, when you are all the way in and your waist hits the ass the toy will bounce forward, Then the toy will bounce back towards you. One thing I like about this toy is you can pull your shaft out of it up to your head without slipping out. You just slip right back in that easy (probably because it is loose). With other toys if I pulled my shaft out to the point where only my head was in the hole, I would accidentily slip out (because the hole was tight). So I would have to be careful and do shorter thrusts, With this toy I can do longer thrusts. I would say that the vag was of medium intensity, It was not low intensity but it was not high intensity either. I was impressed that the vag and ass have separate tunnels. The ass is tighter than the vag. In order to get into the ass, I did have to spread it with my fingers. The ass had a little bit more intensity than the vag. Both tunnels did not pull my skin behind my head (this is a good thing).

I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.
I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did.
After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.
As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to fuck you back.
A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine.
I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.
Yuri Batres,
Los Angeles, CA